The One About Weird Happenings

So... I do not feel all that great. My throat feels like I shoved nails down it. I went to the grocery store to buy all soft food. In the check out line, there was a gay couple in front of me. I was thinking about what I could eat that maybe wouldn't hurt my throat too badly, when all of the sudden one turned around and asked me if I was single. I was kind of caught off guard, but I told him yes. He then looked to his partner and back at me. Afterwards he said, "I don't understand... I would go straight for you!" It was all I could do to not burst out laughing when his partner backhanded him. Those are not things you see or hear every day in Provo, but it made me laugh. Weird things like that keep happening to me. Like yesterday when I was going to a review covered in hot chocolate that spilled at a BYUSA event and I went to the wrong room. Everyone stared at me. I do not know if it was because I was covered in hot chocolate or because they knew I was in the wrong room, but it was awkward. It was especially awkward when I left five minutes later when I realized I was in the wrong room and collided with a guy I had a crush on in high school, and I was still covered in hot chocolate. Or, when the guy I work with told me he teases me because I remind him of his little sister. Or, how I sat on a couch in the office and talked to a guy for an hour and a half about what we want in our spouses and what kind of mother I want to be. Or, when the guy I like now gave me a hug and pushed me away so he could see my face but was still holding my hands... What is going on? Maybe I should get a sore throat more often. All of these things make me laugh which makes my throat hurt more, but it is worth it.